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Miscellaneous

The most misunderstood poem ever written, complete with dirty words
(Warning -- Not for Children under 32):
A fine little girl, she wait for me.
Me catch the ship across the sea.
I sailed the ship all alone.
I never think I'll make it home.
Louie Louie, me gotta go.
Three nights and days we sailed the sea.
Me think of girl constantly.
On the ship, I dream she there.
I smell the rose in her hair.
Louie Louie, me gotta go.
Me see Jamaican moon above.
It won't be long me see me love.
Me take her in my arms and then
I tell her I never leave again.
Louie Louie, me gotta go.

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Song List from the Stardust Big Band
Alright, Okay, Now What?
Bertha, the Blues
Days of Running Noses
The Gentile Rain
The Girl from Iwo Jima
Honey Suck My Toes
In the Nude
I've Got a Costume for Her Face
Satan Doll
Since I Fell Over You
Take a Train

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And, finally...
"Dad, when I grow up I want to be a musician!"
"Son, you can't have it both ways."